Planets


 * Planetary.org_logo.png: What would space exploration be without planets?


 * A: Boring

Planets are there to be "solved." That's what they say! They talk about "solving" planets! Linguists the world over are wincing in pain. Semanticians, in particular, are almost suicidally depressed. Or they would be, if semantician were actually a word.

But we don't care. We're not pedants of the first order. We are pragmatically-minded sleuths. Hard-boiled, like the 3-minute eggs. Or are those soft-boiled? We don't care! We just roll with the lexicographic punches, and rush out to solve more planets!

Planets come in a wide range of pastel colours. You have your red planets, you have your green and yellow. You have beige, taupe, lilac, azure, eggshell, ... You get the picture. Planets are there to be solved in every designer shade known to mankind. And alienkind. And do you know the best part? The colours are absolutely meaningless! But we prattle on about them anyway.

Where was I going with this? Nowhere? We've arrived!

Here's a random picture of a random planet, so you won't feel so cheated for coming here: