Artifacts

Artifacts, in this wiki, are structures that do something. In many cases they are switches, or beacons, or ... something else entirely. But they are functional, and helpful in your sleuthful endeavours. Crucial, in fact.

It is not at all clear what sorts of things the very few in-game uses of the term Artifact refer to. It is quite possible that nothing listed here meets those mysterious criteria. But they all meet the criteria set forth above. So there!

Artifacts are as bewildering in their diversity as they are in their functionality. It beggars the imagination to attempt to name them all, so many will go unnamed. I mean, who wants a beggared imagination? "Please Sir, may I have an original thought?"

Lincoln Log Pyramid
You know. Lincoln Logs, like the kid's toy that probably no kid has played with for the last two or three generations. Dagnabbed computers have wrecked the imaginations of kids today! They just sit around like zombies, solving planets and stuff!

Speaking of dagnabbed computers. autocorrection just turned dagnabbed into dognapped!



Shaft
"She Got the Goldmine (I Got the Shaft)" -Jerry Reed



''Speaking of puzzles, mysteries, paradoxes and such ... formatting graphics-heavy, text-light articles is a nightmare!''

Artillery
Or maybe they were just building something very, very tall on inadequate foundations and it fell over? Hey! It could happen! Boatswains aren't alwayws omniwhateverent.

Cathedral
Cathedrals come in (at least) two varieties: Skeletal and Under Construction: